AHAHAHA HAHA NOPE

ircnpatriot:

as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

thebitchiam:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart

thebitchiam:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

This warms my heart

fuckingrapeculture:

cyanidegrrrl:

I like selfies because I am in complete control of how I am being presented that is powerful like boys on facebook laugh at the “stupid girls taking mirror selfies” and media mocks “generation selfie” but maybe that is because girls are controlling how they are presenting images of themselves to the world and that is scary to them

This is a really good point, damn.

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

mymodernmet:

Photographer Sophie Gamand's new series Flower Power portrays pit bulls in a softer, dreamier light to highlight their sweet nature.