Phonetic transcription of the chorus of ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)’ by The Proclaimers.
omfg sound it out, it’s so on point and hilarious
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles
fyi the post that’s going around captioned “emma watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats” (or any variation thereof) of her showing her breasts isn’t real
it’s a photoshop of this picture she did for mariano vivanco and by reblogging that post you’re violating her just as much as the rest of the creeps threatening to release nude pictures of her
Chocolate milk, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, biscuits, cabbage, mushrooms, and (on someone else’s plate) meatloaf. #mymomlovesme #goodtobehome #foodismylife
Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.
This is why I hate texting sometimes.
Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell
This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
Lmfao tumblr has convinced me to start watching this show
Loll sometimes I’m Key Sometimes I’m Peele. lollll
My sister is def the bald guy and i’m the other one. What show is this?
I’m always the chubby guy
772. Muggleborns giving the Sorting Hat a hard time by insisting that they are Divergent.
I hate when I have on two different blacks.
*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap
My brothers try and act like they can’t cook, but boy it’s good when they decide to! #sundaybrunch #courtesyofthegoobers
001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez
I took a sip from a devil’s cup
It’s taking over me
I want to do so much witchcraft to this
when the chorus hits tho
I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.
So I guess I have to reblog.
This is some American Horror Story shitI could seriously see this as the theme song for some creepy-ass southern gothic romance drama.