AHAHAHA HAHA NOPE
thesylverlining:

glottalplosive:

Phonetic transcription of the chorus of ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)’ by The Proclaimers.

omfg sound it out, it’s so on point and hilarious

thesylverlining:

glottalplosive:

Phonetic transcription of the chorus of ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)’ by The Proclaimers.

omfg sound it out, it’s so on point and hilarious

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

damnafricawhathappened:

When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles

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toelsweyr:

fyi the post that’s going around captioned “emma watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats” (or any variation thereof) of her showing her breasts isn’t real

it’s a photoshop of this picture she did for mariano vivanco and by reblogging that post you’re violating her just as much as the rest of the creeps threatening to release nude pictures of her

thanks, bye

Chocolate milk, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, biscuits, cabbage, mushrooms, and (on someone else’s plate) meatloaf. #mymomlovesme #goodtobehome #foodismylife

Chocolate milk, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, biscuits, cabbage, mushrooms, and (on someone else’s plate) meatloaf. #mymomlovesme #goodtobehome #foodismylife

Even my dog roles his eyes at me.

Even my dog roles his eyes at me.

makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

genlamar:

thahalfrican:

itsrikkileigh:

epicnothingness:

justcallmefresh:

triplegoddesss:

whatisthat-velvet:

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

I’m crying.

Lmfao tumblr has convinced me to start watching this show

Loll sometimes I’m Key Sometimes I’m Peele. lollll 

My sister is def the bald guy and i’m the other one. What show is this?

I’m always the chubby guy

lmaooooo

LMAO 

mugglebornheadcanon:

772. Muggleborns giving the Sorting Hat a hard time by insisting that they are Divergent.

chanelofhouston:

I hate when I have on two different blacks.

ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

My brothers try and act like they can’t cook, but boy it’s good when they decide to! #sundaybrunch #courtesyofthegoobers

My brothers try and act like they can’t cook, but boy it’s good when they decide to! #sundaybrunch #courtesyofthegoobers

Melanie Martinez - Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
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thelefthandedwife:

accio-happin3ss:

notyrqueer:

bakefestatspliffanys:

lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit

I could seriously see this as the theme song for some creepy-ass southern gothic romance drama.